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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Pagalpan

Scene:
§ Husband watching TV
§ Some girl dancing on TV
§ Wife getting irritated on husband

Wife: Kuch kaam nahi hota tuumse. Bass yehi sab dekhte raho….ye to vohi baat hui na…ghar ki daal bhati nahi…bahar ki murgi bahut pasand aati hai…

Husband: Ye kya laga rakha hai tuumne subah subah?

Wife: Vohi to…subah subah AASTHA, SANSKAAR, aise sab channels lagane chahiye. Un mahatmaon ka aashirwaad lena chahiye. Aur tuum ho ki inn aadhi nangi ladkiyon ko dekhte rehte ho. Ye kya MTV laga ke baithe ho.

Husband: (Looks toward audience): Off fo! Isski ye bak bak to band hoti nahi. Par isska ilaaj hai mere paas.

Gets up from his place, picks up Khujli baba used ear bud and sits back on his seat.

Husband: Ye Khujli baba used ear bud badi kaam ki cheez hai. Awaz filter kar deti hai. Jiske awaz nahi suunni uske saamne iska 1 used part dikhao. Fir Khujli baba ka use kiya hua ear bud apne kaan mein dalo aur bass….CHAMATKAAR!

He can no longer hear what his wife is saying and enjoys what he sees on TV.

Posted by Nats :: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 :: 2 comments